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If you die playing chicken, do you win?

Canada’s Loonie fell last night after America’s Loonie announced he wants to make it the 51st state.

Did you know a human being can live for 30 days without water and if you ask my dad, over 30 years without getting a real job.

If you die playing chicken, do you win? Canada’s Loonie fell last night after America’s Loonie announced he wants to make it the 51st state. Did you know a human being can live for 30 days without water and if you ask my dad, over 30 years without getting a real job.

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